Nooooooooooo!

The team, located in a bluest-of-the-bluest locale, with the exceptionally foul-mouthed coach and an exceptionally sleazy QB, as well as the frat-house-style locker room problems, has acquired Mr. Tebow.

The N.Y. Jets will now have 4 quarterbacks! How absurd.

Maybe the 'front office' wants Tim to be a defacto inspirational guru and morally rehab this sorry group.

If so, what a thankless gig (albeit a very well-paying one).

In the photo: Coach Rex Ryan, Tebow's mouthy, crude new boss.

Vanity Fair indeed: Hmm.