Friday Fun: Puff Piece

There was a flock of beach birds (larus) minding their own business, just waiting for a handout from a gullible tourist.



When. Suddenly. She. Appeared.



A mysterious woman with blue hair and a white dress.



She was ... going ... to ... toss ... a



Wait. Smoking?



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