If Ann Coulter Channelled Allan Wall* ...

She might have written this column.

Oh, wait. Ann did write it!

Here's an excerpt: "The 'browning of America' is not a natural process. It's been artificially imposed by Democrats who are confident of their abilities to turn Third World immigrants into government patrons.

It's worked. According to the Center for Immigration Studies, 57 percent of all immigrant households in the U.S. get cash, Medicaid, housing or food benefits from the government -- compared with 39 percent of native households. The highest rates are for immigrants from the Dominican Republic (82 percent), Mexico and Guatemala (tied at 75 percent).

Isn't the idea to get immigrants with special skills? If you can't even get a job, by definition, you do not have a special skill. Other than voting Democrat.

There's a strange asymmetry in how this matter can be discussed. Liberals and ethnic activists boast about how America would be better if it were more Latino, but no one else is allowed to say, 'We like the ethnic mix as it is.'

That would be racist. By now no one even tries to disagree."

Ann, despite those garish 'real housewives of Beverly Hills' outfits she insists on wearing at fifty years old, is no airhead.

Related: An unholy trinity - food stamps, the USDA, and the government of Mexico.

*Mr. Wall's tour de force piece.