'Twas the Newt Before Christmas by Barack O.

My 'poem' appeared at the Daily Caller.

Thanks to Tucker for tweeting it, also.

Here's how it begins:

" ’Twas the night before the Holiday, when all through the White House,
Not a liberal was social networking — no one was clicking a mouse.
The Jimmy Choos were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that Newt Gingrinch soon would be there.

The Occupy protesters were nestled all snug in their street beds,
While redistributionist schemes danced in their (air)heads.
And Michelle in her snuggie, and I with my Chicago Bulls cap,
Had just settled down for a climate-change nap."

Ho ho ho, and Merry Christmas.

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