Occupy Wall Street's 13 Lame Demands

Making the authors of the Communist Manifesto look like slackers. (I shortened some of these, as you'll get the gist from the first sentence. For entertainment purposes, I recommend reading the list in its entirety.)

"Demand one: Restoration of the living wage.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy." (ROFL)


Kenneth said...

Well, looking at the videos and photos of the Wall Street protesters, it is hardly surprising that their demands are demented. So much leftist agit-prop has been downloaded into their brains and so much ganga has been inhaled that they are incapable of logical thinking.

TCC said...

The ganga-inhalers, as you put it, are not very creative.

Ed said...

They are domestic terrorists and should be treated -- well like UMass students routinely are. Break out the tear gas and rubber bullets, it is time to clear out that park...