Bill Belichick 2012

In which a Flyover Country team enters the liberal northeast matrix and learns that Morpheus is an unflappable Patriot: "As far as they went this season, the 45-10 whipping the Broncos received on a bitter cold Saturday night from ruthless coach Bill Belichick and his world-class New England Patriots proved the Broncos still have a long, long, long way to go."

A somewhat bumbling, but very funny attempt, to explain why Coach B. should be president of the United States. (Note: A few naughty words.)