The Witch v. The Marxist. Only in America. But I'd take a free-market witch over a bearded (or non-bearded) Marxist any day.
Update: Rampant sexual abuse, by school teachers, in that country that Coons is so fond of referencing.
'Nother Update: Kristin Wiig, of Saturday Night Live, cutely spoofs the "I'm you" O'Donnell ad:
Yet 'Nother Update: Provocative commentary by Jack Kenny, about statecraft v. witchcraft. I comment at the end.